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Ach ja, das Internet: Soooo viele schöne neue Möglichkeiten, anderen Menschen auf den Sack zu gehen…
Zum Beispiel einem jungen Mann, der eigentlich nur sauer war, zum 128.000sten Mal ne Bettelmail von Mr. XY aus Rubbel-die-Katz im
Staate Schlag-mich-tot zu bekommen, in der jemand behauptet, gerade kurz vor dem Lynchtod zu stehen, sagenhaft viel Familienvermögen ausser Landes bringen zu müssen und dafür seine Hilfe zu brauchen, um ihm
tatsächlich bloß mit der aberwitzigen Versprechung von X Prozent der Summe von Zigmillionen US-Dollars ein bisschen Kohle aus den Rippen zu leiern.
Und was für einen Spaß kann man seinen weiteren Mitmenschen machen, indem man von seinen „Du kotzt mich echt an, also verarsch ich Dich
jetzt“ - Antworten ne Kopie rüberschiebt!
Mir hat’s jedenfalls den Tag extrem versüßt, hehe, aber lest selbst von der wohl tuffigsten Brieffreundschaft des noch jungen Jahres:
Weitergeleitet von „Dr. Sommer“ am 04.02.2005 11:02
FROM : BANGO ISHIA,
Amara Hospital Iraq.
Email: bango_dr@healthexperts.com
Dear Sir/Madam,
With due respect, trust and humility, I write you this proposal believing
that it will receive the most desired attention from you even as we have
not had any previous correspondence . Although, I am constrained by
insufficient information about you, but I will express in full the main
objectives of this proposal.
I am Dr. BANGO, a citizen of Sudan, I work in Iraq as a Medical Doctor with
the Amara Hospital, I had a case of accident, a man shot with gun in Iraq
and was rushed to the Hospital where I work ,by some good Samaritans, I led
a team of doctors to operate on him, but unfortunately, we lost him.
Upon the search of his briefcase to enable me issue a Certificate of Death
and referral to the appropriate authority,I discovered that he is a citizen
of Romania on a business in Iraq. His name is Mr Mireuta Stefan, Further
search revealed documents with which he deposited the sum of U.S Dollars
8.2Million to a Finance Company in Europe and evidence of the transaction
with his Internatianal passport.I have not been able to trace any member of
his family, and no thanks to the fact that he was single. So you would
readily appreciate that his status made it difficult for me to get any of
his relatives.
With my position as a senior medical doctor in the Hospital, and the fact
that I am the only one preview of this information, the money is for me to
claim if I could act as a next of kin, unfortunately, my citizenship of
Sudan and the role I have so far played would not permit me to do this by
myself. presently am on official trip to France to go back soon ,
Please you can contact me on my phone set:+33 626 853 517 or my perivate
mail address bango_dr@healthexperts.com , if you are willing to start off
this deal with me. Just as his next of kin. In the light of this, I here by
formally solicit your assistance to act as the documents if you accede to
my proposition and the following sharing ratio.
E 20% of the Sum??? Yours,
E10% of the Sum??? Orphanage,
E5% of the Sum??? Settlement of expenses incurred on both side,
E65 Of the Sum??? Mine.
If you are interested in the transaction, please try as much as you can to
contact me through my private Email address:bango_dr@healthexperts.com and
do not forget that the utmost confidentiality should be maintained.
Please, advise me on this.
Regards,
Bango (Dr.)AMARA HOSPITAL IRAQ.
Weitergeleitet von „Dr. Sommer“ am 04.02.2005 11:47
Dear Dr. Bango Isha,
thanks a milion for your email. Yes, I'm absolutely willing to help you
out, but before I'll offer any assistance, please let me tell you that I
definitely expect more than only 20% of the total amount. See, you're going
to keep 65% for yourself and just 20% out of $ 8,2 million isn't enough for
my services, don't you tink so?!. A percentage rate is not the best
solution anyway, so I would say that I'm asking you for the total amount of
$ 1,64 million - this seems pretty fair to me.
Please let me know what you think. I really hope to hear from you soon and
until then take care.
Dr. Sommer
(Meinen Kommentar dazu hab ich leider nicht mehr, aber er war ungefähr: “Boaaaah! GEIL! Du bist echt bekloppt!!”)
Weitergeleitet von „Dr. Sommer“ am 04.02.2005 11:50
Dear Dr. Bango Isha,
please reply - I need the money badly !!!
Dr. Sommer
Weitergeleitet von „Dr. Sommer“ am 04.02.2005 11:52
Dear Dr. Bango Isha,
I still didn't hear anything from you: Aren't you interested in dealing
with me?
Please reply a.s.a.p. !!
Dr. Sommer
Weitergeleitet von „Dr. Sommer“ am 04.02.2005 11:56
Dear Dr. Bango Isha,
I sent my first email at 11:32 a.m. and after 2 other emails I still didn't
anything from you.
Now it's 11:55 a.m., so would you please be so kind and answer without
delay?
I need the money for the hospital I'm working in, so to some extent it's
important.
Dr. Sommer
Weitergeleitet von „Dr. Sommer“ am 04.02.2005 11:57
Dear Dr. Bango Isha,
still no email from you...
Dr. Sommer
Weitergeleitet von „Dr. Sommer“ am 04.02.2005 12:02
Dear Dr. Bango Isha,
please take care of your emails!!
Dr. Sommer
Weitergeleitet von „Dr. Sommer“ am 04.02.2005 12:13
Dear Dr. Bango Isha,
this is my workstation !!
Dr. Sommer
(Anhang: eine Hardcopy von “Dr. Sommer”s Desktop, das Mailprogramm präsentierend)
Weitergeleitet von „Dr. Sommer“ am 04.02.2005 21:06
Dr Sommer,
Thank for all your mails, i feel very happy on how you show concern towards
this transaction. infact what i can be able to offer you in this deal is
20% of the total sum. i have all the information about the deposit with
some order valid documants, like his international passport and driving
particulars. before we can continue i shall like to have your telephone and
fax number's for easy contact. am sure you knows what i really need from
you? just to stand as the next of kin.
If you are interested to continue with me kindly forward your contact
informations to me.
best regard,
Dr Bango
Weitergeleitet von „Dr. Sommer“ am 07.02.2005 07:55
Dr. Bango,
sorry for the delay in getting back to you but due to a really disgusting
hurricane the servers within the hospital I'm working, were out of order
for a couple of days. Next to this, the whole situation went totally out of
control when an helicopter crashlanded and 5 people including the wife of
my cousin's best friend's first born daughter passed away. Whatever, shit
happens and you know the deal anyway.
> infact what i can be able to offer you in this deal is 20% of the total
sum.
Nope, sorry: 20% is still not enough. I asked for about $ 1,64 Mio. but
since you didn't agree, now the price increased to a whopping $ 1,75 Mio.
> i have all the information about the deposit with some order valid
documants, like his international passport and driving particulars.
I don't care, I just want the money you offered (but now the aforementioned
$ 1,75 Mio.).
> before we can continue i shall like to have your telephone and fax
number's for easy contact.
Why? You can get in touch with me via email absolutely easy...
> am sure you knows what i really need from you?
What?? What you need from ME??? I want YOUR fukken cash...
Dr. Sommer
Weitergeleitet von „Dr. Sommer“ am 07.02.2005 11:30
(Kommentar „Dr. Sommer”: WIE GEIL IST DAS DENN !!!!!)
Attention Dr Sommer,
Infact am very sorry for the death of your cousin's dauther, please take
heart. secondly i understood all you stated in your mail but i will like
you to understand one thing in a transaction. this deal is my deal and i
will not like you to drag or fight with me at the end of the deal, base on
the neture of the deal i have made up my mind to offer you 25% of the total
amount. finally, before i can trust the valid documantation to you we must
come to an agreement very concrete. Dr Sommer i need to talk with you on
the telephone is very important me.
Mr Sommer, we need to start off the transaction.
Advise me on this.
Dr Bango
Weitergeleitet von „Dr. Sommer“ am 07.02.2005 11:52
HELL-o, Dr. Bango
> Attention Dr Sommer,
Yo, I'll cross my fingers!!
> Infact am very sorry for the death of your cousin's dauther, please take heart!
Oh yes, this disaster was kind of really fucked up, but to be honest: I
didn't like her that much, so her death is no big loss for humankind. We
also decided to sell her entrails, (heart, etc.) which are still working,
on eBay for big bucks. Maybe this sounds cruel to you, but life is as
heartless as her carcass now, isn't it?!
> secondly i understood all you stated in your mail but i will like you to
understand one thing in a transaction.
Perfect.
> this deal is my deal
Oh, really?! I must have overlooked this.
> and i will not like you to drag or fight with me at the end of the deal,
base on the neture of the deal i have made up my mind to offer you 25% of
the total amount.
At first: I don't want to fight with you, too because war can never be a
solution! This being said: Stop nuclear arms race, disarm this planet, no
war, no KKK, no fascist USA, stop vivisection and most of all: Free speech
for the dumb plus shitloads of beer free of charge!!! Believe me, if I had
something to say, the world would be a better place. Why? Because I would
offer pizza out of a microwave for the homeless!! Did I forget anything?
Yep: I'm absolutely pro death penalty for folks who trying to rip off other
people through the internet.
> finally, before i can trust the valid documantation to you we must come
to an agreement very concrete.
But hopefully not with concrete sox, eh?!
> Dr Sommer i need to talk with you on the telephone is very important me.
Sorry, I'm living in an absolutely poor region in the middle of nowhere and
this means that I don't have a telephone. We still use drums over here.
Trust me: I'm even that poor that my parents couldn't afford a second first
name for the 17th. born son.
> Mr Sommer, we need to start off the transaction.
> Advise me on this.
Cheers, Dr Bango
Dr. Sommer
(Kommentar „Dr. Sommer“: „Also wenn der jetzt echt noch mal zurückschreiben sollte, mache ich unter mich!!“ – Meine Antwort: „Das tu
ich schon!!!!!“)
Weitergeleitet von „Dr. Sommer“ am 07.02.2005 12:51
(Kommentar „Dr. Sommer“: „Jetzt hat er es endlich geschnallt!!!!“)
Attention Sommer,
Thanks for your mail, please it seen you are not willing and serious about
this transaction. don't write me again ok.
Take care of your self,
Dr
Weitergeleitet von „Dr. Sommer“ am 07.02.2005 13:03
Attention Bango,
whoa, it seems you finally got it that I'm not willing to support your
"serious" (HA!) transaction.
> don't write me again ok.
You claim that I shouldn't write again? Well, YOU started hassling me...
No need to panic, Bango, I'll not write again, but also make sure, you'll
never ever write me again, too.
For the weak in mind I repeat myself: Stop fucking spamming me!!
- Prof. Dr. Brinkmann a.k.a. Dr. Death.
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